Tardiness for Insomniacs
S and I ordered from Insomnia cookie the other day, and they took an hour and fourty minutes. We thought "What the hey?" but then it turned out they sent the guy out to our apartment on a bicycle ! Makes us feel better: sincere incompetence instead of negligent disregard. The only way to make this story better was if he was using a pogo stick. "I'm sorry I'm so late, but when you delivers cookies with a pogo stick, you gotta be really careful."